Texas Roadhouse

 I went to Texas Roadhouse with my neighbors, Kenny and Ray. The hostess asked how many. I said three. “Stand over there by that ‘IceColdBeer’ poster.” Great (I’m a recovering alcoholic). Kenny said don’t look at it ( they know my story). There was a sign advertising “mocktails.” What’s the point? More like mocking my addiction ( my ex-boyfriend said he didn’t believe I was a real alcoholic). Anyways, Kenny and I got steak, Ray got boneless wings. The entree came with two sides so I got a Caesar salad and a baked potato, plus there was free bread, and we ordered a “ bloomin onion.” Ray joked with the waitress: “I’ll have that cute little bartender…(she’s female)…Oh, how about her husband?” ( He is gay). Come to find out, the waitress is from the same area in upstate New York as Ray is, near Pine Bush. “It’s a small world, huh?” He went out to smoke while Kenny and I ate our salads (Kenny brings his own French dressing). When he came back he said “I met a nice lesbian.” I ordered my steak well done, and it was. I worked on my second sweet tea. We got the check and waited for Ray to finish his beer. Ray and I were ready to go out and smoke. It was a nice outing; maybe we’ll return. If not we’ll see each other on the dock. 

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