Pilgrim in the Trailer Park

 Time to put that brown paper bag over my head… Because I just got back from vacation. And it was awesome! I really had a blast. I’m going to brag a little bit, sorry. John and I went to the Hard rock hotel in Tampa Bay. Because he’s a gambling man, and I’m a good luck charm (I think).  We left Daytona on a Friday for a three hour ride west. We got to Tampa around noon amd parked in a parking garage so we could walk the Riverwalk trail. It’s a two mile hike along Tampas River. It wasn’t very exciting and it was very hot, and lacking entertainment (shopping, of course). Thank god I found a Starbucks tucked inside an embassy suites. Ah, hot coffee. Yes, I’m nuts. We met a stranger who asked us riddles. Yeah, riddles. Like four different riddles, all very clever with good answers. “What fills up a room but doesn’t take up any space?” We didn’t know (the answer: light). I don’t know if they were originals, but it was cool to meet somebody, enjoying a cigarette just like us, who di...

 I tried writing about the place I’m from, my hometown, on this website; it was such a meager description it was undeserving of publication. Yeah, I deleted it. I hope I can write a better tribute. Like millions of others, im not from Florida (big surprise). I hail from El Norte (the north. Duh). I was born in Maryland, in Essex to be exact, but I wasn’t raised there. My mother moved us to the small town of Luray in Virginia (in 1998 I think). And it was a really good thing, because it was a great place to grow up. Not to mention spectacular in beauty. You know how John Denver sings about country roads? He’s talking about the Shenandoah valley. It’s my home.  Luray is settled in the valley of the blue ridge mountains, hence the Shenandoah valley. It’s the county seat, of page county, but that’s not what makes it unique. It’s home of the famous Luray Caverns. A lot of people I mention that to have no idea what I’m talking about. That’s surprising, because it’s world renowned. O...

I got to the hospital at two in the afternoon on a Saturday. My dad had been taken to the hospital the previous night by the rescue squad. I gave persmissom for them to intubate, even though that was against his wishes — I really regret that. Plus he was on hospice, so it didn’t make sense to them. I should have followed the squad car to the hospital that night. I figured this would be another one of his short intubations followed quickly by consciousness and breathing. It would be round no. 5. No, this was different.  Once again I found him laid in a bed with his mouth agape because of a tube down his trachea. The only thing was he wasn’t  sedated. The staff told me this. I thought he was just so exhausted from obvious sleep deprivation, because of the nights he stayed up (I think he was scared to sleep), that he was just catching up. It’s almost impossible to be intubated without sedation. Something was wrong. The doctor asked, since he was on hospice, would I agree to en...

 You probably knew that when I got to 100 posts I was going to write about it. I just can’t help myself. Like my dad’s old cell mate Hammer told him, “Ron, when I drink, I just got to get on my motorcycle and ride. It’s an irresistible impulse!” (that would famously be his defense when he represented himself in court). I may be a compulsive writer (is that a thing?) instead of a rider… yet I’m riding this creative buzz: a lot of things can happen when you replace alcohol with caffeine.  “Something unresolved lingers through routine activity”…that’s a quote I just ripped off YouTube, from a video about creepy Florida towns (of course). And it just resonated with me, like the perfect sentence to describe what I do, or rather the atmosphere a writer is surrounded by. So much of life is potential material, and the urge to write about it is a constant hum (I’ll admit that sometimes I’m so uninspired. Unless I’m writing pieces like this). It’s a dormant volcano: it’s bound to blow. ...

  They are cutting down trees in the park. Several Norfolk pines have disappeared. This is alarming to me.   I know the bad frost we had has damaged the limbs. The needles became brown and brittle. I know this because we have a Norfolk pine in our front yard. John gently trimmed the dead branches off it, giving it a chance of survival as it is likely not really dead. He treasures that tree; I know this because he intentionally bought it and planted it eight years ago.  They are living creatures, ya know. I’m just bummed that these trees, which lent such beauty to the park, were not given a chance and written off as dead. Three large trees have been sacrificed. Which means it’s starting to look like a trailer park with no redeemable qualities. Atleast we had some trees. We had some real nature to offset the bane of human nature.  I guess we’re screwed. But at least we’ve got the palms, the bread and butter of a concrete jungle ( I am using jungle in the literal se...

  I thought I would get some work done on the dock (yeah, this is my job). There’s a nice picnic table in the center, the wood sun faded and slightly chipping. There’s an empty clay citronella candle pot to use as an ashtray: I am not fond of throwing butts into the wild (it’s the least I can do for society). And I can’t fathom writing without indulging. There’s a nice breeze, and it’s causing the ashes to swirl.   The mangroves have gotten tall; I only know this because the neighbors said you used to be able to see all the way to beachside. I haven’t lived here as long as them, obviously. Our trailer park borders the Halifax River, which is producing healthy mangroves yet loads of bacteria. So I’ve heard. But many people boat and fish in these waters; it’s quite alright as long you don’t submerge or drink it.  I got in the water once, but I was under the influence — yet I live to tell the tale (Alcohol must be a good disinfectant). I was trying to cool off on a hot day...